February 2012
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“Tumblr was my Valentine….”
January 2012
3 posts
Cry Baby Wah True Bypass How-to →
Happy New Year! Kicking it off with a video I just made of the hardware mod I did yesterday to my ‘new’ Dunlop Cry Baby GCB-95. I was a little surprised at how easy it was, but it really is just a…
December 2011
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Let it Snow, Let it Blow, Let it ROCK →
What’s up sexy beasts! Welcome to the winter wonderland! Hope you’re all managing to stay safe and sane, unfazed and untazed this holiday season.
Not only can’t we believe it’s mid-December, we…
November 2011
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New tracks posted on Soundcloud
October 2011
3 posts
How Pick-y Are You? →
My favorite guitar pick is one I grabbed for free at a trade show booth. Had I known at the time, I probably would have kept walking…
When I started learning guitar a few years ago, I collected…
New Song! Taste Your Love (Wildcat Mix) →
Last week I debuted the latest Mojo’s Army track on Soundcloud, a thumpin’ remix of Taste Your Love from the last EP “Summer’s End“. This was a special request for a dear friend of…
September 2011
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New track posted on Soundcloud: Lost in the Fog...
July 2011
2 posts
An Open Letter to Justin Timberlake and Tim... →
An Open Letter to Justin Timberlake and Tim Vanderhook
Congratulations on your purchase of MySpace! Now, as someone who genuinely misses the original MySpace experience and the friends and fans…
June 2011
7 posts
New Song! Tied Up →
Out of almost nowhere comes the latest Mojo’s Army joint – an alt/industrial song in the vein of Nine Inch Nails called “Tied Up”. 100% inspired by deliciously naughty fans!
Tied Up (Demo)
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Black Ops & Murder of Crow
Early this morning, a crow landed on the transformer across the street, causing an arc that lit up the windows like a lightning bolt and killing our power. The zap and flash scared the crap out of me! I thought a transformer blew, but the power came right back on after a second, so I went outside and found the dead crow in the street. Luckily the XBox I was playing at the time is still alive, and...
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May 2011
3 posts
Announcement from Mojo’s Army →
Dear Rockers, don’t read too much into this:
I am taking our debut album “It’s Hard” off iTunes and Amazon at the end of this month. Up till now, direct sales have covered the expense….
You have no Right →
Seriously, it’s a complete demo of “No Right”, and you have it as a Soundcloud link:
No Right (Demo) by mojosarmy
This is a song I’ve been kicking around for a…
April 2011
2 posts
New Sounds for your Earholes! →
What up rockers! It’s mid-April and we’ve already got 3 new songs tucked under our camo belt so far this year! You can hear the latest polished demos of “Bathtub”, “She Likes Black”, and “Forgive”…
Dirty, sexy rock for your earholes…....
February 2011
3 posts
May your dirtiest Valentine’s Day dreams come… true!
#truthfultuesday I remember being very disillusioned to discover that women generally don’t match their bra & panties like they do in Victoria’s Secret catalogs. Yes, I had to have a half-naked woman pause and explain this me. In the end, I didn’t mind a bit.
All Music, all the Time! →
Snowpocalypse notwithstanding, 2011 is off to a good start here at the Mojo’s Army base!
We’ve been busy uploading videos to our YouTube channel and working on new music — in fact, a brand new…
January 2011
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“My New Year’s Eve Toast: to all the devils, lusts, passions, greeds, envies,...”
– Patricia Highsmith, New Year’s Eve, 1947 (via punkybrewski)
December 2010
3 posts
wow, you can really get lost in this place for a while…
Summer’s End EP now available! →
Happy holidays from Mojo’s Army! You’re all on our naughty list and we love you for it! So for you, the fans, here it is — a free download of the new Summer’s End EP! 5 songs in Mp3 format. …
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November 2010
7 posts
There’s just so much to love about women I hardly know where to begin! But I’m sure I’ll think of a place…
thisdirtybird-deactivated201101 asked: I got the job! Yay.
I posted about it before, but you probably missed it.
I posted about it before, but you probably missed it.
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sexy surprise coming tomorrow! stay tuned…
All Treat, no Trick! →
The Beast has been unleashed! In case you missed it Sunday, the final version of “The Beast” has been released as a free Halloween treat from Mojo’s Army! Stream or download from Reverbnation or our…
October 2010
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#humpday When we were spent, we shared a passionate afterembrace and lay catching our breath. I still lay atop her, my face next to hers, smelling the sweet sweat in her strawberry hair. After a few moments, to my obvious surprise, she reached down and massaged me back to life. “It is my birthday,” she whispered, as she slipped it back inside.
Balls! →
It seemed like it was meant to be. I was on the bus on my way to my day job, thinking for some reason that I felt like writing a song. Yes, even though I had said I wouldn’t write anything new unt…
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Here it is! “Balls in Play” - a song I...
September 2010
8 posts
September progress →
What’s up rockers! Sun’s out, feelin good!Here’s what’s been going on in the Mojo’s Army base camp:The title song and cover art for the EP “Summer’s End” are complete! Download the full MP3 of…
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When I came back into the dim room, she lay on her stomach, spent but still slowly squirming on the bare mattress. I could see she was not ready to call it an evening… and if she looked up she would see the same.
I climbed on and in.
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The final version and first single from the...
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I just remembered why my neck is stiff. That was a lot of fun.
Dirty, dirty fun.
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“Thunderpussy” from our debut album...
She is actually the subject of my song “She” though she doesn’t know it. She does take good care of me. #sigh
At lunch I told my bartender I had to stop at two beers & a shot, so she asked me when I grew a vagina. Gawd I love that girl.
August 2010
14 posts
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